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Gorthan ([personal profile] shakespearealien) wrote2012-05-25 03:04 pm
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X. [Fourth Wall Weekend! Video-Action for the Goldenrod Rocket base.]

[The light in Gorthan's room is dim, making the images all the more eerie.

The PokéGear's backlight reveals an orange bill attached to a large violet head with large blue sclera-only eyes, black eyelids closing around them as they become narrowed and peer into the feed with a judging stare. The clear giveaways are the blond dreadlocks and the silvery circular marking on the strange being's forehead - this is how Gorthan normally appears as an Evronian.

... Is it really Gorthan, though? While the Gorthan you probably know has two circles on his forehead - a smaller one on top of a larger one - this... being only has a single large one.

The Evronian speaks, and his voice is indeed, identical to Gorthan's. Only, perhaps, slower, slightly more poised, and with a certain ragged note about it, as if this being were much older than the Gorthan that Johto and Kanto have come to know.]


It figures that someone like you would keep an Eracolator. Given those books... Don't tell me you've read so much of their literature that you've become like them. Of course, having an Eracolator, per se, is not a bad thing. The great Zartas, the Beacon, the Invincible, had one of his own, where he would store the full extent of his powerful, infinite imagination. But what do you have that can compare to his greatness? Nothing, probably. You are nothing but treacherous scum.

[When the being turns his head to face the one he has been talking to, it becomes clear that...

... there are two violet alien ducks in the room. And both of them are Gorthan. The one who has not been speaking into the feed is lying on the floor, unconscious. They are each other's splitting image, except that the unconscious Evronian is wearing an earthling's clothes, while the standing Gorthan wears a large, flowing turquoise robe accenting his broad shoulders. The standing Gorthan looks down at his double with a mixture of contempt and sadistic amusement.]


You will learn, dear impostor who tried to steal my place as head of the Evronian army, that there exists no one who can trifle with Gorthan, the Warrior King.

[A large metal goblet, adorned with what seem to be precious gems and exhaling a column of glowing light blue smoke, appears into view as Gorthan lifts it to his bill. Upon closer inspection, there seems to be a dent in the cup, though it certainly doesn't seem to bother Gorthan. Who smirks, as a third being comes into view - Gorthan's Gallade.]

Right, creature?

[An identical smirk appears on the small lips of the Rocket-aligned Pokémon. To him, that his trainer was just replaced by a more ruthless and uncomplicated copy of himself is just as well.]

[[OOC: For the purpose of the 4th wall weekend, Gorthan has been replaced by [personal profile] warrior_king, Gorthan's other self from "Superduck", PKNA's reboot series. You'll find that he's very different from the original Gorthan, and almost his opposite, in some ways.]]
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[personal profile] her_mouse_jesty 2012-05-27 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's about to thank him for the... compliment? But then notices the fallen Gallade.]

I'm dreadfully sorry about hurting your Pokemon, but he gave me no choice... and in all this transportation, I haven't been able to take any of my Pokemon with me. I guess it's the only time I've been grateful for being the weakest magic user.
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[personal profile] her_mouse_jesty 2012-05-27 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[... well, Minnnie's not going to take this nonsense. She stands up, brushes down her dress, and then goes on haughty princess mode!]

How dare you, young man! This man is your trainer, the one you have been with from the start!

[She even goes for the finger wag.]

Has he not cared for you and done everything for you? Has he not trained you well and given you good companions? And this is how you repay him? You ought to be ashamed of yourself! I have a right mind to cast more spells on you all over again for that betrayal! I demand you apologize to your trainer right this second!
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[personal profile] her_mouse_jesty 2012-05-27 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
... Still. It appears we got through to him.

[She smiles, relieved.]

I really do hope I remember this. In all honesty, I -
her_mouse_jesty: (Hellfire Dark Fire)

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[personal profile] her_mouse_jesty 2012-05-27 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[But when the mun gets bored, bad ideas happen. One bad idea that formed is Minnie suddenly vanishing, teleporting mid sentence - ]

Oh, for Walt's sake, not aga -
princesswhatshername: (What's A Disney Princess Without Flowers)

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[personal profile] princesswhatshername 2012-05-27 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[And 'someone else' taking her place mere seconds later.]

... Ah! What happened to my castle?!
princesswhatshername: (I Could Be Making Out But Nooo.)

[personal profile] princesswhatshername 2012-05-27 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Prepare to have some glorious meta-shaming, cause Minnie wasn't always so... polite.]

Oh no, I know what this is! Pete hired you to kidnap me again, right? Well, I'll have you know that it won't work! My musketeers will save me!

[She's just as prissy, though.]
princesswhatshername: (No Romance? No Attention Given.)

[personal profile] princesswhatshername 2012-05-27 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[She clearly hesitates. She glances at the door, wondering if it's a trap. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times... and you're, well, a disney princess. But she'll take the opportunity to be extra haughty.]

Don't be silly, everyone knows who I am! How do you not know your own princess? Princess Minerva Mouse, ruler of the Disney Kingdom!
princesswhatshername: (I Could Be Making Out But Nooo.)

[personal profile] princesswhatshername 2012-05-27 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You haven't knelled yet, either.

[She takes one more look at the door.]

... So you really didn't kidnap me?

[And now she sounds disappointed.]
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[personal profile] princesswhatshername 2012-05-28 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You're awfully ignorant for a kidnapper.

[... yeah, there was... a lot of character development in eighty years.]

They're the royal guards of the Disney Kingdom, of course. They protect everyone, but first answer to me. They're brave, noble, and the best at the sword. They're sure to come rescue me again from wherever this is.
princesswhatshername: (The Old Yawn And Stretch)

[personal profile] princesswhatshername 2012-05-28 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I have dozens of musketeers, I can't be expected to know all of them.

... However, the three more recent ones would be Goofy, Donald, and... Mickey.

[There's a way-too-wistful sigh that comes with that last name.]